Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Swim at Your Own Risk ( The Lifeguard is Off Duty.)




I was in love with a lifeguard when I was twenty.

She was tanned, beautiful and full of joy. Of course, I imagine a lifeguard shouldn't be sullen, angry and full of shit because no one - not even someone choosing between the white light and white concrete - would want CPR from a lifeguard with bad breath. Besides, there was enough shit, anger and regret seeping out of my pores to comfortably feed the both of us for years.

She saved lives. I made pizza. I saved pennies. She made lemon chicken and crepes. We had sex on a soccer field during a thunder storm. I knew then - somewhere around the 30 yard line - that sex before marriage wasn't a sin. If God wanted to strike us down, I can't think of a more appropriate opportunity.

She was strapping on roller blades ( "A fad." I told her. "It'll never last.") while I was lacing my shoes for a walk that lasted far longer than originally intended.

I finally said sorry today. She accepted. Once a lifeguard, always a lifeguard.